So apparently, theres this big thing that is quite contagious going round and a fair few people are getting sick from it, some of them are even seminally famous (to be more descript: Yannis and Jack from Foals.) and some of them are not. Theres also a considerably higher amount of people getting scared e.t.c that this is going to spiral out of control into some worldwide pandemic doomed to wipe us all out. Whatever takes the focus of an MP’s expenses scandal or off the recession…
So the point is: I am Ill. I don’t think I have swine flu but I am ill to the point where blood is starting to come out of my nostrils. Well a little bit, anyway.
I’m sure that’s probably too much information for you, but I figured I’d share it anyway. Further postings if I’m diagnosed with pig flu.

But for now… x