February 2011
121 posts
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Feb 28th
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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so after 8 attempts at trying to complete the...
I concluded that I didn’t need a HTC Desire for £49.99 on a 24 month contract at £28.08 a month with 300 minutes and unlimited texts, because i’m sure that over the space of the next 24 months my current mobile phone spending will amount to some £240 approximately, whereas if I was to complete my purchase of the Desire, my mobile phone spending would sky rocket to approximately £673.92...
Feb 25th
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What the fuck happened to music?
An old, tired, worn out argument I know, but nowadays it’s more about haircuts and the size of the stretcher plugs in your favourite member’s ear lobes, or more about how many ‘obscurity’ points you can rack up because the band you are listening to has 5 words in their name and even more words in the song title and you don’t even like them anyway you just name drop...
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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allwellandgroovy asked: just because you give your opinion doesn't mean i want it wilson.
Feb 24th
allwellandgroovy asked: i'd say i'm hurt but since your opinion doesnt matter to me in the slightest i suppose i'm not.
Feb 24th
allwellandgroovy asked: is it so hard to believe that someone else apart from me might think i'm awesome?
Feb 24th
Anonymous asked: what if i told you that you'd got the wrong person? i don't know who jess is but she sounds AWESOME.
Feb 24th
Anonymous asked: i dislike capital letters. even more than i dislike you.
Feb 24th
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One thing I am starting to pick up upon whilst...
You will welcome the word “hardbody” into your vocabulary.
Feb 24th
Anonymous asked: oh shit i spelt something wrong. sorry for having a life johnny, i know it's a sore point for you.
Feb 24th
Anonymous asked: i heard that you just invented that list to insult me just because i outwit you constantly. and your gay. obviously.
Feb 24th
Anonymous asked: well you'd know all about being bent wouldn't you wilson?
Feb 24th
Anonymous asked: why are you so gay?

ps if you can guess who this is, you are even gayer than i thought.
Feb 24th
13-xx asked: How was your day today? Its sunny in Cov so its all fucking good. Right ?
Feb 24th
http://www.johnnyw.co.uk/ask →
I’m very bored.
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
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Some guy was just telling me about how he rents a...
Maybe i’m going insane?
Feb 24th
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“I have a knife with a serrated blade in the pocket of my Valentino jacket and...”
– Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) This short segment is the first instance that you are made aware (by the author) of Bateman’s psychotic tendancies and, I think, is the first reference he makes to his desire to mutilate someone… I’m 50 pages in, havn’t had much chance to...
Feb 23rd
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Camera people...
I have a slight issue, the focusing ring for my Praktica 18-55mm lens seems to jam up at a certain range, its fine from infinity downwards to about 1.5 and them between that and 0.2 it is really tough to move. I have got it to move so it’s not completely stuck but it is very difficult. I thought if I could get it to fully rotate at least once it would free it up but that hasn’t seemed...
Feb 23rd
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TITANTRON ONLINE: TNA ADVERTISTING A "SHOCKING"... →
titantrononline: TNA is advertising the following on their website THURSDAY’S iMPACT BROADCAST ON SPIKE - DON’T MISS THE FINAL MOMENTS FOR THE SHOCKING SURPRISE OF THE YEAR! Don’t forget to watch Total Nonstop Action Wrestling every Thursday night starting at 9/8c with iMPACT! If you can’t watch it… They’re going to have a wrestling match again?
Feb 23rd
Feb 23rd
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I’ve been reading all about Eschatology today, google it if you are curious. There are so many similarities between Jewish, Christian and Islamic teachings and beliefs and it’s facinating to read about how they are interwoven with each other.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
JIM ROSS' WWE RETURN
titantrononline: When asked about a WWE return in 2011, Jim Ross had the following to say: Why would I want to come back to announce and have to tolerate Cole’s insufferable tirades? Being Cole’s ‘sidekick?’ No thnx. HAHAHHA! YES JIM ROSS! Michael Cole, one of the the worst commentators of all time.
Feb 22nd
Across the Middle East, people are protesting in the streets and being murdered in their fight for the right to constitutional reform and restoration of Human Rights. Meanwhile, Dave Cameron is touring Middle Eastern countries with defence contractors, preaching “economical and political reform” on a trip bolstering arms sales to Middle Eastern governments? And people wonder why the...
Feb 22nd
Facebook wouldn't let me change my 'real name' to...
Feb 21st
THE WONDERFUL STORY OF HENRY SUGAR AND SIX MORE,...
lazybookreviews: This is actually the best.  This one is the best.  Right?   The kid who gets forced to lie in front of the train?  The guy with the fancy car who picks up the hitch-hiking pickpocket?  The Mildenhall Treasure?   FUCKING HENRY SUGAR?  All of these things.  Yes. ^more Dahl based love. This is also, a very good book.
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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sometimes I feel that if I didn't go out and take...
Feb 21st
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sincerity523: ^GPOY.
Feb 21st
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Daily Mail Headline Generator →
some examples: COULD SINGLE MOTHERS RUIN BRITISH JUSTICE? COULD THE POLES GIVE YOUR PENSION DIABETES? WILL MUSLIMS MOLEST TAXPAYERS’ MONEY? IS THE INTERNET INFECTING TAXPAYERS’ MONEY WITH AIDS? COULD FEMINISM GIVE ENGLAND CANCER?
Feb 16th
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Popcorn From Outer Space: The Brain That Wouldn't... →
popcornfromouterspace: Oh shit, I forgot about this film. I watched for Halloween last year, it was a pound from Poundland and then I later found out that the unedited version is Public Domain. This film is fucked up. Without ruining it too much for you, a Scientist or Doctor whichever, has a car accident… You guise, I also do a little movie blog. This is if you would like to give it a...
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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respirando asked: http://thisisnotdavema.tumblr.com/

dave ma's tumblr :)
Feb 15th
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Hahah, email from La Roux in my Spam folder, how...
AOL Spam Filer 1 - 0 La Roux
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th